Homegirl had WHAT for breakfast?Posted: July 21, 2010
It’s no secret that health food bloggers are an innovative bunch in the kitchen. We substitute like there’s no tomorrow and we eat things that most people wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.
This morning, out of necessity, I scarfed a combination that even had me raising eyebrows.
My step-kitties somehow crawled on top of the freezer (where my roommate keeps their kibble) and managed to knock the door open, so the bananas I had freezing for a soft serve breakfast were a puddle of brown mush when I woke up and trodged downstairs for food. How charming.
After a quick perusal of the fridge, my body asked for a veggie burger topped with peanut butter sauce.
As I type that, all I can think about is how dreadful that sounds. Veggie and seed pattie + PB for breakfast?
It wasn’t very good at all, but I won’t go as far to call it the worst thing I’ve ever eaten. I think that award is reserved for the eel with horseradish sauce I bravely took a bite of at a friend’s seafood dinner. My tongue still hasn’t forgiven me for that one, two and a half years later.
What’s the most horrid thing to ever cross your lips?