What a Girl WantsPosted: July 26, 2010
All a woman wants, really, is to receive the following voicemail from her dearest male friend on her birthday:
“Happy birthday, you goddess; you vision of female perfection; you paragon of womanhood. You’re a little old, but you’re still fine. I hope you get carded until you’re eighty years old. At any rate, I love you, happy birthday. See you soon.”
Cheesy as hell…but the perfect ego boost 😉
My breakfast was a classic Green Monster…
A bit uninspired, but delicious nonetheless!
Inspired by my best man’s mood-boosting message, I challenge you all to tell somebody how unbelievably fantastic they are today.
I’m not talking about a half-hearted, offhanded remark like “Nice dress”. I want to hear about shamelessly cheesy, “you friggin rock my world” kind of comments.
Yes, I’m talking to you, you incredibly inspiring, strong, and really really ridiculously good-looking specimen of a reader! Go spread the love!