How to Frustrate the Living Foccacia out of a Blogger

Step One: Kill her internet connection. Make her drive to Einstein Brothers Bagels at 6 am to write her morning post. Force her – TWIST HER ARM – to use a coupon for a $2 egg white and cheddar bagel.

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Step Two (Part A): Raise her hopes for a wrap of epic proportions from the renowned Dandelion Communitea Cafe;

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Step Two (Part B): Order a Giddyup Wrap (mixed greens, tomatoes, corn chips, vegan chili, vegan queso) and make it look much more delicious than it actually tastes.

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Unfortunately the hot chili wilted the greens and the queso was simultaneously runny and heavy on the nutritional yeast. I’d expected so much more after all of the hype about Dandelion’s vegan food!

Step Three: If she is already a vegetarian, leave a PETA pamphlet on her desk. If she is PMS’ing, this will guarantee tears over the caged pigs…and a sudden craving for bacon. (For the record, that craving went unfulfilled.)

Ah, life. Ten hours until yoga…ten hours until yoga…just ten hours…


8 Comments on “How to Frustrate the Living Foccacia out of a Blogger”

  1. awww…the post made me laugh unintentionally 🙂 hope your day gets better!!

  2. Michelle says:

    Hahaha I’m sorry you’ve been off to a frustrating start! At least you can look at it so humorously 🙂 That always helps!

  3. Gillian says:

    Damn that looks so good but wilted greens are the worst!!!

  4. I hope the rest of your day was better!

  5. Ashley says:

    Aw, I’m sorry!! Hope the rest of your day was better! I’ve been living off of egg and cheese bagel breakfasts recently. 🙂

  6. Dori says:

    That egg white and cheddar bagel looks like it made the entire rest of the day worth it. I’m craving one of those now. Tomorrow morning… the seeds have been planted.

  7. Pam says:

    So disappointing when something isn’t as good as it looks! Hope yoga makes it better 🙂

  8. Steph says:

    Oh no!! This post made me laugh AND feel awful for you at the same time.
    I hope yoga more than made up for that rough start!

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