How to Frustrate the Living Foccacia out of a BloggerPosted: April 13, 2011
Step One: Kill her internet connection. Make her drive to Einstein Brothers Bagels at 6 am to write her morning post. Force her – TWIST HER ARM – to use a coupon for a $2 egg white and cheddar bagel.
Step Two (Part A): Raise her hopes for a wrap of epic proportions from the renowned Dandelion Communitea Cafe;
Step Two (Part B): Order a Giddyup Wrap (mixed greens, tomatoes, corn chips, vegan chili, vegan queso) and make it look much more delicious than it actually tastes.
Unfortunately the hot chili wilted the greens and the queso was simultaneously runny and heavy on the nutritional yeast. I’d expected so much more after all of the hype about Dandelion’s vegan food!
Step Three: If she is already a vegetarian, leave a PETA pamphlet on her desk. If she is PMS’ing, this will guarantee tears over the caged pigs…and a sudden craving for bacon. (For the record, that craving went unfulfilled.)
Ah, life. Ten hours until yoga…ten hours until yoga…just ten hours…