When Best Friends Are Coming to TownPosted: June 16, 2011
You wake up at the buttcrack of dawn (which in your world equates to 6 AM), excited for work to come and go.
You assemble the quickest breakfast possible – maybe if you eat fast, 7 pm will get here sooner.
You cram in all the fresh fruits and nutrients possible, knowing that tonight’s dinner won’t exactly be health-conscious.
You knock over empty planters in your excitement, trying to quickly clear a place for breakfast photography.
You choose your lunch specifically because you know you have an older, not-yet-posted photo of it and can spend the extra two minutes finding the perfect outfit.
You abandon said perfect outfit because you remember – just as you’re walking out the door – that your office is FREEZING and that bare legs and arms will lead to curling up under your desk in a ball with a cup of coffee, wondering where you can build a bonfire for warmth.
We don’t really need conference room A, right?
You grab quickie snacks to keep your energy up until it’s time for burger assembly and massive face-stuffing to go down at Fuddruckers.
Veggie burger with the works, here I come!